Boardslap Your Local Pedophile

Theres nothing more disgusting in this world. Who wouldn't want to boardslap them? at least to begin with.. 
 • 100% cotton
 • Every item is made to order
 • Spot out your pedophiles and see who gets offended
 • It's up to us to fix the future 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!